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Brunette Jokes

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What's black and blue and brown and found lying in a ditch?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

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What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

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Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can remember them.

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What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

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What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"

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Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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Why is the brunette considered an evil colour?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

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What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

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Who makes bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their moustache.

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