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Condom Jokes

Baby Blues

A man went into a chemist and asked the girl behind the counter for three packs of condoms.

"Have you tried the coloured ones?" she asked. "There's blue, red and yellow."

"Actually I haven't, but I think I will give them a go," replied the man. "I'll have a pack of each colour please."

The girl gave him the condoms and he left.

Nine months later, the same man walked into the chemist. The same girl was serving behind the counter.

"I'll have one maternity bra please," said the man.

"What bust?" asked the girl.

The man replied "The blue one."

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