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I've never really been that big a fan of handjobs. I mean the way I figure it, if you've got a pussy, mouth or butthole in working order why are you using your hand on me? I've got a hand, I can do that.

But something happened recently to lead me to understand how sometimes a handjob can be just as incredible as getting some ass.

My girlfriend Jenny's grandmother was having an 80th birthday party and I was expected to tag along. I've got nothing against Jenny's granny, but the rest of her family drives me nuts. They're like a little tribe that attempts to suck you into everything they hold dear to them. Well, frankly, the only thing they hold dear that I care about is Jenny.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about. After the birthday candles were blown out and the cake served and everything, the whole family gathered around the table to play some weird card game they just love. I tried to play it once but just absolutely confused. So I went over to the big sectional sofa and started watching television while Jenny's brother and sister, mother and father, aunt and granny all played cards.

About ten minutes in, Jenny excused herself to go to the bathroom. Now you have to understand that the layout of the room to fully appreciate what happened next. The section faces away from the kitchen, but is still completely visible from it except for the hallway off to where the bathroom is.

So Jenny turns down the hallway and not ten seconds later I see her come back around the corner on her hands and knees. She puts her finger to her lip signaling me to be quiet. Jenny crawls around so that she's in front of me and unbuttons my pants. Thank God I was wearing a button fly instead of noisy zipper. She pulls out my cock and starts stroking and I mean in less than the time it takes write these words, my cock was sticking straight up.

So anyway, Jenny begins giving me a handjob right there not fifteen feet away from her whole family. Here's the thing, though. Even though I'm not playing the game and appear to be trying to watch TV, the family keeps me involved in the conversation. It's like a sickness with them. So the whole time his daughter is stroking my cock with her hand, Jenny's dad is asking me all about how things are at work and what I think of the Middle East situation. It was truly surreal. But it was about to get even more so.

Jenny reached up and took an ice cube out of my Coke and started rubbing it up and down my dick. She mouthed that I wasn't slick enough to give a good handjob. I didn't even bother telling her it was already the best handjob of my life. It was about to become the perfect handjob, however. The ice did the trick, lubing my shaft nicely, so that Jenny could work her magic.

It was all I could do to keep my part of the conversation from crumbling into utter nonsense as I tried not to be too obvious when I looked into her flashing blue eyes. I was absolutely melting and holding onto the back of the sofa just to keep from moaning.

I almost lost it when I turned around to reply to something Jenny's sister said and I suddenly felt her warm mouth engulf my balls. I came so close to groaning out loud that I almost was tempted to tell Jenny to cool it. I figured she would cool it anyway in a just a few minutes as I got near to eruption, but to my everlasting surprise when I motioned to her that I was on the verge of coming, Jenny not only didn't stop but worked her hand even harder.

The whole thing to that point had taken no more than three or four minutes at most, which is about the average amount of time Jenny spends in the bathroom. I had to reach for my glass of Coke and bite down on it as Jenny's handiwork result in my spraying directly into her mouth, which had by that point covered the tip of my cock.

As I was gushing jizz down Jenny's gullet, a loud roar erupted behind me as one of them achieved a flush or a dummy or whatever the hell is the best thing that can happen in that stupid game of theirs. But who was I to care?

Contributed by: Tim Sexton 10/11/2006

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